You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Panties = found
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