she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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