Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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