I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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