I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You pole danced in your parka.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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