He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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