you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
