You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
my poor anus
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize