And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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