But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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