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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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