yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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