she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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