420 ftw
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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