So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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