The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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