i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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