The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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