Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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