We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think my fart just growled at me.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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