In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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