drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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