He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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