My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
