So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just want nice things and good sex
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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