No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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