We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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