I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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