I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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