i just had sex bonerless
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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