it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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