Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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