...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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