If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
