That's intense
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
