love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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