I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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