Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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