Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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