The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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