I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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