OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Where is the hickey?
I skipped work to stalk him.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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