You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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