Porn is love you can see.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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