i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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