why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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