I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
PANTIES FOUND
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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