hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
