eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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