we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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