just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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