their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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