sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
